March 28,1960

We give you live to a breaking report.Adolf Hitler may not have shot himself dead and perhaps did not even die in his bunker, it emerged yesterday.
A skull fragment believed for decades to be the Nazi leader’s has turned out to be that of a woman under 40 after DNA analysis.
Scientists and historians had long thought it to be conclusive proof that Hitler shot himself in the head after taking a cyanide pill on 30 April 1945 rather than face the ignominy of capture.
The piece of skull - complete with bullet hole - had been taken from outside the Fuhrer’s bunker by the Russian Army and preserved by Soviet intelligence.
Now the story of Hitler’s death will have to rewritten as a mystery - and  conspiracy theorists are likely to latch on to the possibility that he may not  have died in the bunker at all.
'The bone seemed very thin; male bone tends to be more robust. And the sutures  where the skull plates come together seemed to correspond to someone under  40.'  Hitler was 56 in April 1945.
Mr Bellantoni flew to Moscow to take DNA swabs at the State Archive and was also shown the bloodstained remains of the bunker sofa on which Hitler and Braun were believed to have killed themselves.
We leave you off to another mystery unsolved.

 Hold on a second we just be reported of Hitler location.This is a picture of him sent by a name we will not tell.

<- This picture is old but we believe that this is how he looks like now.If you see this man don't attack him.This man is very dangerous.If you have any information call (754)-865-4594. Thank you have a nice day.
 “My plan is working.” ''Now to part 2.'' ''Sir.'' ''Yes.'' ''We got to go,the American solider are coming up the stair'' said August Kubizek. August Kubizek is one of Hitler best friends.
                   





‘’Soldiers break down the door’’said Leader of American solider.The door falls to the ground with a very loud Bang. “Where is he’’ said a soldier. “He’s gone.’’ Well,well,well what do we have in here‘’They open the crate and nothing is inside of the crate. Lets go boys there is nothing here.’’


“That was close’’ said August. ‘’Yes,it was.’’ Hitler and August enter their car and leave. ‘’Sir.’’ ‘’Yes.’’ ‘’What is part 2.’’ ‘’We are going to bomb the Eiffel tower to show people we back in businesses.’’ ‘’Where do we get the bomb.’’ “We will get from an old friend of ours.” “Who is that person.”
 

                                 Joseph Stalin
"Sir." "What." "We have information of Hitler location." "Where is he." "He heading to Joesph Stalin house." "How do you now of this." "We interested a call made by Hitler." " OK then, let's go!''

 "Hitler nice to meet you again, how as it been" said Joesph Stalin. "It's been good , is there somewhere were we can talk in secret" said Hitler. "Why?" " I may have put your life in danger." " Why have you put my life in danger. "I have a plan but the American solder found me and they are coming this way." " I see, OK then follow me." Joseph and Hitler head to Stalin office. " I don't think this is a good place to talk at." "Wait." Joseph places his hand on the top right corner of the table. The table moves from its original place and under the table the floor moves apart. Stairs start to appear. " That was good,I got to tell you Joesph that was cool." "I know." They begin to go down the stair. When the enter the floor closed and that table return.


  " I want 4 snipers on each side of the house." " I want 2 men at each door, I want 2 men on the skylight and you." "Yes sir." "Find the light box and when I tell you turn off the lights." "Yes sir." "Snipers ready.'' " Yes." "Snipers what do you see." " We Joseph Stalin men but no Hitler or Stalin." "Snipers switch to thermal vision and out the men when the lights go off." " Ever one

Hitler Final Action

“Hitler we are almost done with you car’’ said a nazi. “Good” did you put in the turbo.” “What are turbo.” “What, no turbo.” “If you don’t get the turbo I will kill you.” ‘’Leave now!” “I need help.’’ said Hitler. “Well you can blow up the united state”said the mustache. “No that too easy.” “You can kill Joseph Stalin.” “No then I had to fight his army.” “Don’t give any more ideas or I’ll do the same thing Idid to you when I was young” said Hitler                           
  .Before After
“I got it, I’ll blow up the united states.” “I like that Idea.” “Dear,stop talking to yourself it bad for you”said Hitler's wife Eva. “Eva, I work out an idea with.” Hitler became quiet. “With whom my dear.” “No one.” Eva does not believe Hitler. “Ok what was your idea.” I going to bomb the united state.” “What an wonderful Idea,but don’t miss, you know what happen last time.”
Hitler get a flashback of the Denmark burning to the ground. “If you did not miss ww2 would not started. “I did not miss I fired the bomb the wrong way.” “What about that time where you hit Poland or what about that time you.” “Ok I know I suck at firing bomb but there is one place I have not hit and that is Czechoslovakia and if I hit that place all of us will die.” “Here’s a picture I took with my dog today.I got to go now bye dear.” “That was close I could have been spotted” said the mustache

                                     2 hours later

“W 124 025´ W 114 007´ N 42 000´ N 32 032´” said Hitler. “Now where the bomb hits you attack ok’’ said Hitler talking to his soldiers. “Blondi where are you said hitler wife. Blondi is Hitler dog and it is a German Shepherd. “There you are,now i’m going to put this leash on you and don’t start running.” Eva puts the leash on Blondi and Blondi starts to run. “Come back you dang dog” said Eva. “Everyone stand back” said Hitler.Hitler pushes the button but nothing happens. “What happen” said Hitler. Hitler turns around and says “fix it fast.” Then Hitler sees Blondi and behind him is Eva shouting “Stop the dog.” Hitler put his hand in front of him and says “stop.” Blondi stops but she starts to slide. She slides under Hitler's legs and slides under the bomb. The leash get caught on the trigger of the bomb and the bomb falls to the ground. Hitler looks at Blondi.“Look what you did bad dog ba.” The bomb goes flying in the air. Everyone is looking at the bomb  at the sky.Hitler looks at his dog with a smile on his face. “Good dog good dog see what did I tell you my dog can fix anything.” “No you didn't” said a bomb mechanic. “Who said that.” “I did” said the bomb mechanic.
“What's your name” said Hitler. “My name is Herd” “Soldier.” “Yes sir” said the soldier. “Kill Herd for me” said Hitler. “Yes sir.” A gunshot is fired at Herd.
   
“Sir,I have good news and bad news” said a nazi. “Tell me the good news first.” “The bomb was fired.” “I know that ,what's the bad news.” “The bomb hit Czechoslovakia.” “Oh no, Oh no this is bad very bad.” “Ser as well you got mail from the Soviet forces saying that you will die for what you have done.” “Dr. Werner Haase go test a  cyanide capsules for me”said Hitler. “No,I will not kill myself” said Dr.Werner. “Use it on the dog”said the mustache. “No I will not.” “But it's the only way.”Blondi looks at Hitler and Hitler looks at Blondi “Fine, use it on Blondi.”

5 hours later.

    “I hate you” said Hitler. “Why?” said the mustache. “You made me kill my dog.” “Then who would test the pill for you.” “I was going to force Dr.Werner to to take the pill.” “Oh ya that would work.” “Why you.” Hitler grabs the knife and starts to shave off the mustache but then he was interrupted  by Dr.Werner. Dr.Werner give Hitler the pills and starts to leave but then Dr.Werner say something to Hitler. “Blondi had puppies that why we took a long time” said Dr.Werner. “Is Blondi alive” said Hitler. “No we killed Blondi after her giving birth.” “What about the puppies.” “ Feldwebel Fritz Tornow took them.” “Dr.Werner can you leave and call my wife to come here.” “Yes.”
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“Yes dear” said Eva. “Sit down” said Hitler. “I’m going to commit suicide because I don’t want them to kill me.I don’t want to see the killer face when I die.I want you to commit suicide as well.” “Dear,I have to say.” She looks down. “Im sorry but i’m not committing suicide.” Eva get up and starts walking towards the door. Hitler mouth fall to the ground. “Wait” said Hitler. Bang!!! “What was that” said a Nazi. “Hitler” he shouts. Eva falls to the ground lifeless. Hitler grabs the body and put the body near him. “Wow,didn’t see that coming” said the mustache. “Hitler it you turn.” The Nazi gets to the door. “Why won’t this door open.” Hitler grab the pill and swallow it. Then Hitler grab his gun put the barrel on his head and pull the trigger.Bang!!! The Nazi opens the and see that Hitler was died. The Nazi picks up his radio and says “ Hitler is dead, I repeat Adolf Hitler is dead.”

The End

Hitler and Eva with their Dogs. Blondi with Hitler and Eva's Scottish terrier Negus.

Hitler sit down and does not know what to do. "Hi Hitler it me the guy from matrix that tells what to choice.''''Can you help me''said Hitler wife."Shut up,your going to die with me'' said Hitler. "I don't know what to do'' said Hitler. "Well this is why I came to help you to choose.'' " Here we have a two cyanide pill, two gun or two tickets to came to the matrix world.''This is a hard decision '' said Hitler and his wife. " Now make a decision now because I here the solider comeing '' said the matrix guy. Hitler and his wife look at each other and both said '' we take the pill and the gun.'' ''Ok, here you go and now bye.'' ''Thank you so much, bye.''

Vampire,space,and road trip

 "This is going to be the best road trip ever" said Bat. "Were are we going" said Tango. "Were going to the space bar in galaxy 4" said Bat. " I hate that place can we go somewhere else, like plant X7457." "There some hot chicken there." "I cant go there no more,I was kick out." "Why." "I bought 1 orange but were go to leave now so put your seat beat off." "3,2,1.''
    "Bat." "What." " I forgot to put Blood gas in the R.V.." "What." " I forgot to put Blood in the R.V.." " If we don't have Gas we will explode in 3 day" said Bat. "You bacon head you ate my pop chicken." "It seem like space get bigger each day"said Tango."Do you have your bat phone." " Why do you want it" said Bat. "So i can order an pizza and call our parents." "I only have one call left so call our parents." "Fine." "I prefer pizza but ill call them."
     "Hello,mom" said Tango. 'Yes that my name, what do you need." " We need pizza." "Tango" said Bat."And we need blood gas." "OK ill send it to you." "How long will it take to get here." "In two days." "OK ,bye." "What did she say.'' ''She said she will send it here." ''Send what." ''You know the pizza." ''Ok,what!!!'' ''Im kindling, she will send the gas and it will take two days to get here.'' '''Ok now what do we do." '' We can sing a song to pass the days fast,like in the movies.''

     ''Shut up''said Bat.''Bat.'' ''What.'' How long have we been here.'' ''Almost a day.'' ''Bat I got to pee.'' '' Then pee.'' ''Never mind I don't need to any more.'' ''Your disusing.'' ''Thank, that the nicest thing my mom said.'' ''Can you speak a other languages'' said Tango. ''No, why do you ask'' said Bat. ''I can speak  Persian.'' "Say something in Persian.'' '' ی نعد تو په رالی باد .'' ''What did you say .'' '' I need to pee really bad.'' '' Wow.''
      '' Where are they.'' ''Here we are.'' '' Thanks for helping.'' '' No problem.'' '' Were my pizza.'' ''We ate it.'' ''What!!!'' '' It was really good'' '' My pizza.'' ''To plant X7457.'' '' Tango where is the map.'' That thing.'' ''Yes that thing.'' '' I use it for toilet paper. ''Tango !!!!!!!!!''

                                                                      The End

Transformer car for sale and with a Deadly Ipad

                                               

            You can only get the free Ipad when you buy a transformer car. The last Ipad comes with last car that is 2012 Jetta for 16,105. I'm selling this because I already have 1 transformer in my backyard that Ipad is a weirdo. Every time I search for something in the ipad it doesn't go to it and it go to Steve jobs  picture or bio. When you turn it off it turn back on and plays on some rock music or sometimes it start to transform to different devices. The Ipad has lot of space  that was not use. I try to destroy it but that didn't work really good. It ended up breaking my arm. 

     

            Forget about the Ipad now about the car. It is a 2012 Jetta for 16,105 and get 0.9% APR financing 72 months, OAC or 169 per month. The car will always be on you side. He is always protected. His name is Jetta. He has full black color. This car and me have be in lots of trouble. '' To get this Car and Ipad call (213)-637-6082

   ''Well that what I'm getting '' said Sam. '' Hello.'' ''Yes'' said the owner. I like to buy your car and get my free Ipad.'' "Ok meet me at Walmart at blue clues Dr.'' ''Ok , bye.'' ''Here you go'' said the owner. '' Thanks.'' ''Good luck.'' ''What.'' ''Bye.'' ''That was weird.'' ''How I turn this on.'' ''Turn on turn on turn!!!

'' Its  turning on.'' ''You turn me on, now I’ll destroy you'' said the ipad. '' That does not sound good.'' said Sam ''Jetta, jetta I need help. "Jetta I need help.'' ''Yes'' said jetta. ''I need your help.'' '' It my break'' said Jetta. '' Please help me.'' ''There you go now say a command." '' Help me.'' '' Sorry say that again.'' '' Help me, ahhhhhhhh it broke my leg!!'' ''Sorry cant understand what your saying, good bye.'' BOOM!!

  ''Well that work'' said Sam ''There goes my Ipad.'' '' Well at least that Ipad is destroy.'' Maybe I should call the hospital to pick me up.'' 20 Min's later. "What happen here'' said the doctor. ''My car exploded'' said Sam. ''I hate when that happens'' said the doctor. ''Lets put you in the car so I we can go to the hospital where I can fix your leg.'' Sam think that the Ipad transformer is destroy but it wasn't. It was launch to space.Someday he will return to get his revenge.

Change

Change always change. Change always changes his mind.When driving he turn right than left.We are always drive in circle,then a triangle,and other shapes. Change always Change what he owns. Change always change were he lives, what food he eat, and etc. If you tell change he didn't change he will scream, then he be happy,then he be crying. Change is mixture of emotion. There something I always wanted to tell Change this "stop changing your mind."

The Floor Bubble

                                                        The Floor Bubble
   Finally I finish building this house.It took lot of money to build this house. It took several thousand.I could of finish it a long time ago but the floor bubble was there.It took a long time to pop it. I hit it with a hammer,with a bulldozer, and etc but that floor bubble wouldn't pop. Eventually I pop that floor bubble.
    It been two weeks after popping that bubble.I feel good.I'm sitting here eating a sandwich then the house start to shake and I start to scarem. I run under a table.Then I see a circular bump come from the ground then I start to scream.Saying noooooooo. Its back the floor bubble is back. I start to run to get the tool i used to pop the bubble.Then I hit the bubble the hardest I got but I didn't pop.
   Then I throw a chair, a piano, a get my old gun from my room and starts to shoot it.It not working.Why don't you pop you floor bubble whyyyyyy!! Then I get an idea.I have A cousin that sells TNT. I pick the phone and start to calling him. “Hello”said the cousin. “Can i have some TNT.” “Ya,what for?” “No time to tell you,how long will it take for it to get it here.” “ A day.” “No it has to be today.” “OK ill give it to you in an hour.” “OK bye.”
    One hour later. “Here you go.” “Thank you, now run.” I light the TNT and ran the fastest that I could. BOOM.The house blow up into pieces. That day was the happiest day of my life time. I went inside my home well what left of it and there were no more floor bubbles.I started to dance.Then I sat down in my Chair where now I'm telling you the story of the floor bubble.

My favorite short story

 
This is my favorite short story book.I like this story because it only tells how caterpillar life are.That they have to eat more than body can hold to transform into a  butterfly .Click on the this -> The very hungry Carterpillar