Vampire,space,and road trip

 "This is going to be the best road trip ever" said Bat. "Were are we going" said Tango. "Were going to the space bar in galaxy 4" said Bat. " I hate that place can we go somewhere else, like plant X7457." "There some hot chicken there." "I cant go there no more,I was kick out." "Why." "I bought 1 orange but were go to leave now so put your seat beat off." "3,2,1.''
    "Bat." "What." " I forgot to put Blood gas in the R.V.." "What." " I forgot to put Blood in the R.V.." " If we don't have Gas we will explode in 3 day" said Bat. "You bacon head you ate my pop chicken." "It seem like space get bigger each day"said Tango."Do you have your bat phone." " Why do you want it" said Bat. "So i can order an pizza and call our parents." "I only have one call left so call our parents." "Fine." "I prefer pizza but ill call them."
     "Hello,mom" said Tango. 'Yes that my name, what do you need." " We need pizza." "Tango" said Bat."And we need blood gas." "OK ill send it to you." "How long will it take to get here." "In two days." "OK ,bye." "What did she say.'' ''She said she will send it here." ''Send what." ''You know the pizza." ''Ok,what!!!'' ''Im kindling, she will send the gas and it will take two days to get here.'' '''Ok now what do we do." '' We can sing a song to pass the days fast,like in the movies.''

     ''Shut up''said Bat.''Bat.'' ''What.'' How long have we been here.'' ''Almost a day.'' ''Bat I got to pee.'' '' Then pee.'' ''Never mind I don't need to any more.'' ''Your disusing.'' ''Thank, that the nicest thing my mom said.'' ''Can you speak a other languages'' said Tango. ''No, why do you ask'' said Bat. ''I can speak  Persian.'' "Say something in Persian.'' '' ی نعد تو په رالی باد .'' ''What did you say .'' '' I need to pee really bad.'' '' Wow.''
      '' Where are they.'' ''Here we are.'' '' Thanks for helping.'' '' No problem.'' '' Were my pizza.'' ''We ate it.'' ''What!!!'' '' It was really good'' '' My pizza.'' ''To plant X7457.'' '' Tango where is the map.'' That thing.'' ''Yes that thing.'' '' I use it for toilet paper. ''Tango !!!!!!!!!''

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Transformer car for sale and with a Deadly Ipad

                                               

            You can only get the free Ipad when you buy a transformer car. The last Ipad comes with last car that is 2012 Jetta for 16,105. I'm selling this because I already have 1 transformer in my backyard that Ipad is a weirdo. Every time I search for something in the ipad it doesn't go to it and it go to Steve jobs  picture or bio. When you turn it off it turn back on and plays on some rock music or sometimes it start to transform to different devices. The Ipad has lot of space  that was not use. I try to destroy it but that didn't work really good. It ended up breaking my arm. 

     

            Forget about the Ipad now about the car. It is a 2012 Jetta for 16,105 and get 0.9% APR financing 72 months, OAC or 169 per month. The car will always be on you side. He is always protected. His name is Jetta. He has full black color. This car and me have be in lots of trouble. '' To get this Car and Ipad call (213)-637-6082

   ''Well that what I'm getting '' said Sam. '' Hello.'' ''Yes'' said the owner. I like to buy your car and get my free Ipad.'' "Ok meet me at Walmart at blue clues Dr.'' ''Ok , bye.'' ''Here you go'' said the owner. '' Thanks.'' ''Good luck.'' ''What.'' ''Bye.'' ''That was weird.'' ''How I turn this on.'' ''Turn on turn on turn!!!

'' Its  turning on.'' ''You turn me on, now I’ll destroy you'' said the ipad. '' That does not sound good.'' said Sam ''Jetta, jetta I need help. "Jetta I need help.'' ''Yes'' said jetta. ''I need your help.'' '' It my break'' said Jetta. '' Please help me.'' ''There you go now say a command." '' Help me.'' '' Sorry say that again.'' '' Help me, ahhhhhhhh it broke my leg!!'' ''Sorry cant understand what your saying, good bye.'' BOOM!!

  ''Well that work'' said Sam ''There goes my Ipad.'' '' Well at least that Ipad is destroy.'' Maybe I should call the hospital to pick me up.'' 20 Min's later. "What happen here'' said the doctor. ''My car exploded'' said Sam. ''I hate when that happens'' said the doctor. ''Lets put you in the car so I we can go to the hospital where I can fix your leg.'' Sam think that the Ipad transformer is destroy but it wasn't. It was launch to space.Someday he will return to get his revenge.

Change

Change always change. Change always changes his mind.When driving he turn right than left.We are always drive in circle,then a triangle,and other shapes. Change always Change what he owns. Change always change were he lives, what food he eat, and etc. If you tell change he didn't change he will scream, then he be happy,then he be crying. Change is mixture of emotion. There something I always wanted to tell Change this "stop changing your mind."