“Hitler we are almost done with you car’’ said a nazi. “Good” did you put in the turbo.” “What are turbo.” “What, no turbo.” “If you don’t get the turbo I will kill you.” ‘’Leave now!” “I need help.’’ said Hitler. “Well you can blow up the united state”said the mustache. “No that too easy.” “You can kill Joseph Stalin.” “No then I had to fight his army.” “Don’t give any more ideas or I’ll do the same thing Idid to you when I was young” said Hitler
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After
“I got it, I’ll blow up the united states.” “I like that Idea.” “Dear,stop talking to yourself it bad for you”said Hitler's wife Eva. “Eva, I work out an idea with.” Hitler became quiet. “With whom my dear.” “No one.” Eva does not believe Hitler. “Ok what was your idea.” I going to bomb the united state.” “What an wonderful Idea,but don’t miss, you know what happen last time.”
Hitler get a flashback of the Denmark burning to the ground. “If you did not miss ww2 would not started. “I did not miss I fired the bomb the wrong way.” “What about that time where you hit Poland or what about that time you.” “Ok I know I suck at firing bomb but there is one place I have not hit and that is Czechoslovakia and if I hit that place all of us will die.” “Here’s a picture I took with my dog today.I got to go now bye dear.” “That was close I could have been spotted” said the mustache
2 hours later
“W 124 025´ W 114 007´ N 42 000´ N 32 032´” said Hitler. “Now where the bomb hits you attack ok’’ said Hitler talking to his soldiers. “Blondi where are you said hitler wife. Blondi is Hitler dog and it is a German Shepherd. “There you are,now i’m going to put this leash on you and don’t start running.” Eva puts the leash on Blondi and Blondi starts to run. “Come back you dang dog” said Eva. “Everyone stand back” said Hitler.Hitler pushes the button but nothing happens. “What happen” said Hitler. Hitler turns around and says “fix it fast.” Then Hitler sees Blondi and behind him is Eva shouting “Stop the dog.” Hitler put his hand in front of him and says “stop.” Blondi stops but she starts to slide. She slides under Hitler's legs and slides under the bomb. The leash get caught on the trigger of the bomb and the bomb falls to the ground. Hitler looks at Blondi.“Look what you did bad dog ba.” The bomb goes flying in the air. Everyone is looking at the bomb at the sky.Hitler looks at his dog with a smile on his face. “Good dog good dog see what did I tell you my dog can fix anything.” “No you didn't” said a bomb mechanic. “Who said that.” “I did” said the bomb mechanic.
“What's your name” said Hitler. “My name is Herd” “Soldier.” “Yes sir” said the soldier. “Kill Herd for me” said Hitler. “Yes sir.” A gunshot is fired at Herd.
“Sir,I have good news and bad news” said a nazi. “Tell me the good news first.” “The bomb was fired.” “I know that ,what's the bad news.” “The bomb hit Czechoslovakia.” “Oh no, Oh no this is bad very bad.” “Ser as well you got mail from the Soviet forces saying that you will die for what you have done.” “Dr. Werner Haase go test a cyanide capsules for me”said Hitler. “No,I will not kill myself” said Dr.Werner. “Use it on the dog”said the mustache. “No I will not.” “But it's the only way.”Blondi looks at Hitler and Hitler looks at Blondi “Fine, use it on Blondi.”
“I hate you” said Hitler. “Why?” said the mustache. “You made me kill my dog.” “Then who would test the pill for you.” “I was going to force Dr.Werner to to take the pill.” “Oh ya that would work.” “Why you.” Hitler grabs the knife and starts to shave off the mustache but then he was interrupted by Dr.Werner. Dr.Werner give Hitler the pills and starts to leave but then Dr.Werner say something to Hitler. “Blondi had puppies that why we took a long time” said Dr.Werner. “Is Blondi alive” said Hitler. “No we killed Blondi after her giving birth.” “What about the puppies.” “ Feldwebel Fritz Tornow took them.” “Dr.Werner can you leave and call my wife to come here.” “Yes.”
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Before After“I got it, I’ll blow up the united states.” “I like that Idea.” “Dear,stop talking to yourself it bad for you”said Hitler's wife Eva. “Eva, I work out an idea with.” Hitler became quiet. “With whom my dear.” “No one.” Eva does not believe Hitler. “Ok what was your idea.” I going to bomb the united state.” “What an wonderful Idea,but don’t miss, you know what happen last time.”
Hitler get a flashback of the Denmark burning to the ground. “If you did not miss ww2 would not started. “I did not miss I fired the bomb the wrong way.” “What about that time where you hit Poland or what about that time you.” “Ok I know I suck at firing bomb but there is one place I have not hit and that is Czechoslovakia and if I hit that place all of us will die.” “Here’s a picture I took with my dog today.I got to go now bye dear.” “That was close I could have been spotted” said the mustache
2 hours later
“W 124 025´ W 114 007´ N 42 000´ N 32 032´” said Hitler. “Now where the bomb hits you attack ok’’ said Hitler talking to his soldiers. “Blondi where are you said hitler wife. Blondi is Hitler dog and it is a German Shepherd. “There you are,now i’m going to put this leash on you and don’t start running.” Eva puts the leash on Blondi and Blondi starts to run. “Come back you dang dog” said Eva. “Everyone stand back” said Hitler.Hitler pushes the button but nothing happens. “What happen” said Hitler. Hitler turns around and says “fix it fast.” Then Hitler sees Blondi and behind him is Eva shouting “Stop the dog.” Hitler put his hand in front of him and says “stop.” Blondi stops but she starts to slide. She slides under Hitler's legs and slides under the bomb. The leash get caught on the trigger of the bomb and the bomb falls to the ground. Hitler looks at Blondi.“Look what you did bad dog ba.” The bomb goes flying in the air. Everyone is looking at the bomb at the sky.Hitler looks at his dog with a smile on his face. “Good dog good dog see what did I tell you my dog can fix anything.” “No you didn't” said a bomb mechanic. “Who said that.” “I did” said the bomb mechanic.
“What's your name” said Hitler. “My name is Herd” “Soldier.” “Yes sir” said the soldier. “Kill Herd for me” said Hitler. “Yes sir.” A gunshot is fired at Herd.
“Sir,I have good news and bad news” said a nazi. “Tell me the good news first.” “The bomb was fired.” “I know that ,what's the bad news.” “The bomb hit Czechoslovakia.” “Oh no, Oh no this is bad very bad.” “Ser as well you got mail from the Soviet forces saying that you will die for what you have done.” “Dr. Werner Haase go test a cyanide capsules for me”said Hitler. “No,I will not kill myself” said Dr.Werner. “Use it on the dog”said the mustache. “No I will not.” “But it's the only way.”Blondi looks at Hitler and Hitler looks at Blondi “Fine, use it on Blondi.”
5 hours later.
“I hate you” said Hitler. “Why?” said the mustache. “You made me kill my dog.” “Then who would test the pill for you.” “I was going to force Dr.Werner to to take the pill.” “Oh ya that would work.” “Why you.” Hitler grabs the knife and starts to shave off the mustache but then he was interrupted by Dr.Werner. Dr.Werner give Hitler the pills and starts to leave but then Dr.Werner say something to Hitler. “Blondi had puppies that why we took a long time” said Dr.Werner. “Is Blondi alive” said Hitler. “No we killed Blondi after her giving birth.” “What about the puppies.” “ Feldwebel Fritz Tornow took them.” “Dr.Werner can you leave and call my wife to come here.” “Yes.”
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“Yes dear” said Eva. “Sit down” said Hitler. “I’m going to commit suicide because I don’t want them to kill me.I don’t want to see the killer face when I die.I want you to commit suicide as well.” “Dear,I have to say.” She looks down. “Im sorry but i’m not committing suicide.” Eva get up and starts walking towards the door. Hitler mouth fall to the ground. “Wait” said Hitler. Bang!!! “What was that” said a Nazi. “Hitler” he shouts. Eva falls to the ground lifeless. Hitler grabs the body and put the body near him. “Wow,didn’t see that coming” said the mustache. “Hitler it you turn.” The Nazi gets to the door. “Why won’t this door open.” Hitler grab the pill and swallow it. Then Hitler grab his gun put the barrel on his head and pull the trigger.Bang!!! The Nazi opens the and see that Hitler was died. The Nazi picks up his radio and says “ Hitler is dead, I repeat Adolf Hitler is dead.”
The End
Hitler and Eva with their Dogs. Blondi with Hitler and Eva's Scottish terrier Negus.
